FUCK ME RUNNING COMMANDER
Un-fuckingbelievable
Satellite imagery confirmed the confession of P.O.W.s we tortured to death.
A Division of Intellectually deficient feminist crystal crank super soldiers have been bred in isolation with the post WW2 research of Joseph Mandela, and financed by Music Television, have been spotted on home leave at the city of Gollgrad. DESTROY MTV
We must act now, prepared or not. The city doesn't appear to have any armament or defenses so we're hitting them with thier guard down.
There is a crystal meth refinery in the city, capture it for our own troops or see it destroyed with the rest of the city and subhumans.
An enemy supply convoy carrying Sudaphedren, lithium batteries and anhydrous for the crank factory is spotted in the North. Wipe em out.
This is no doubt the work of that tiny dick Jeffery Dahmer doppelganger Commander Goll. A platoon of "fully transitioned" trannies are awaiting transport in the north to be paraded in front of KANE. Stop them. If civilization sees of these weirdos a sickening fashion trend could erupt.
RIP IT, TIP IT, AND FUCKIN SEND IT
Good luck commander and god speed
